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Die Beeinflussung der ökonomisch interessanten Milchleistungsparameter von Kühen in der Hochlaktation durch ein oral verabreichtes Antibiotikum und die kontinuierliche Applikation eines “geschützten” Methioninsupplements

Yeah Baby! Und erscheint natürlich bei der Suche nach Texten zu Geschichtenerzählern (Suchbegriff: «Oral Performance»).

Sometimes, Wikipedia entries are comedy gold, mostly when it comes to celebrities. Take the entry from Sam Sparro:

Sparro is openly gay [12] and has a Mexican-American boyfriend, Adrian, with whom he has been going out for two years. Adrian, who is in his mid-20s and from Arizona in the United States, also works as Sparro’s [...]

Games are mainstream. Drown, or learn to swim.

Richard Bartle: Gamers have won the battle against the censors on guardian.co.uk.

You also understand that by temporarily accessing your msn account, TST Management, Inc. is NOT agreeing to MSN’s terms of use and therefore not bound by them.

Uhm, yeah. That makes a whole lotta sense, see? We screw the terms, which is why we are not bound to them, which is why we can screw [...]

Deer walk upon our mountains, and quail Whistle about us their spontaneous cries; Sweet berries ripen in the wilderness; And, in the isolation of the sky, At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make Ambiguous undulations as they sink, Downward to darkness, on extended wings.

Sunday Morning by Wallace Stevens.

Safari [...] ignores the font’s metrics and kerns letter pairs like David Carson on a bad day.

Yeah, that’s totally an insider for graphic designers.

In Chinese mythology, it is believed that all things are capable of acquiring human forms, magical powers, and immortality, provided that they receive sufficient energy, in such forms as human breath or essence from the moon and the sun.

Found on Wikipedia.

das tolle am bloggen ist, dass man zwischen drin immer mal wieder eins auf die fresse kriegt.

Findet Aeschbi.

Cut from an IRC chat …

[nm]: cvottons not grown … is it?!? I thought they sheered sheep for it • Pixielo shakes her head [nm]: :o Pixielo: [nm] Wool comes from sheep, cotton comes from a plant…. Pixielo: That’s just sad. [nm]: thats gotta be 1 trippy looking plant • [nm] is off to google [nm]: WOW [nm]: [...]

Am unteren Treppengeländer hatte sich letzten Monat ein gelb-grünlicher Schimmelflecken breit gemacht, der gar so arg nach widerlich synthetischem Vanillearoma roch, dass die tüchtige Hausfrau Bakmuschkar (die von allen immer nur „Muschki“ genannt wurde, was ihr so gar nicht gefallen mochte, aber irgendwie schien nicht mehr viel dagegen zu machen zu sein, also liess sie [...]

Energy is the currency of the future.

Wise words from CEO Nwabudike Morgan from his book The Centauri Monopoly.

I saw someone say somewhere on this website that if Björk were a religion, he would convert.

What kind of a religion would that be? And what kind of a church?

A Björch?

Jónas Sen – notably on tour with Björk – wonders.

(And then you can see in the comments that some fans claim to know Björk better [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day to all. And to those who hate the day, I say this: Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.

Wise words from Warren Ellis, found via Diesel Sweeties.

To woo - The fine, subtle, and ancient art of tricking, but never coercing, someone into thinking your both awesome and quite worth kissing.

Found on Twitter.

… kann grad mein MacBook Air zwischen den Notizblättern nicht finden …

Kommentar eines Kollegen in einem Mail.